crazysience:

Me before social events

assbutts-and-asgardians:

*BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN BACKGROUND*

assbutts-and-asgardians:

*BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN BACKGROUND*

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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Fat Lip
Sum 41
All Killer No Filler
29,266 plays

themightynarwhal:

sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean

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looks like something a nightmare pooped out